You've ever wondered why all Subaru owners are a bunch of niggars all trying to impress? It's like they called a meeting and said, hey when we buy Subarus we'll pimp them and make them noisy, the girls will love it. Hurray! They all gave that note a standing ovation and that's how it all began. I don't hate Subs, in fact they arouse me sometimes when my moods are too good to be spoilt by a Sub owner. Jana as I was going to work, I was caught up in a threesome. A proud member of SOA( SUBARU OWNERS ASSOCIATION) forester division (this is the most elite and mature division of the association) passed in their iconic style ; loud music playing and a shouting engine. He (the Subaru driver) achieved majorly on his initial intention when he walked in that Kenjap Motors showroom at Mombasa road and bought the nganya on loan. He wanted to impress and create attention on the road, he also wanted to go to Masaku sevens on the ride. And Nakuru.
    Some three guys walking in front of me started a conversation, just like many others have all over the world do when a Subaru or a Range Rover or a Kapropox passes. I am walking behind them but I have to listen to the conversation so I pass them slightly and maintain a listening pace. The first guy was super excited about how cool that Sub was. He likes attention he's the kind of guy who hoots just to create attention. For guys like him, the engine needs to shout at the top of its voice so that his presence is felt. A typical Subaru mentality, the first guy is definitely a socialite.
     The second guy is at it attacking the first guy, he says it doesn't make sense to have a car that creates attention, it's not safe. The is a mediocre. I think the government should create a law that punishes mediocrity in this country. He say he would not want a big car because thieves might be after him. He thinks that when a Subaru cruises thieves are listening and might jump and rob the driver. He wants a small car, let's say a vitz or demio or a sienta, just a small car that has to struggle with self esteem because of the humiliation it gets. The second guy is the one who would probably never own a car or a good house or even a nice wife because he thinks he's vulnerable to being stolen from. He's the lot that still thinks phones are purely for calling and sending please call me. I would never have a guy like him in my circle lest him instill his ideas to Me.
      The third guy is grand. He thinks both of them are not making sense because as much as he likes attention, he wants it to be grand. He says he would not buy a Subaru but a Range Rover. A kind of a ride whose presence is felt. He says  that a Range doesn't need four exhaust pipes to be noticed like a Sub. I smile knowing there's someone else out there who thinks like I do and I walk to work feeling like I've just had a ride in three rides ; a Subaru, a vitz and the (please note article 'the') Range Rover.
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